You know nearly every review I write starts out in the same way. I give my reason for why I picked that beer or a bit of info about the brewery. This beer was so boring though I just can’t really be bothered. I mean there is bland and tasteless and then there is Erdinger Dunkel. The colour misleads you into thinking this beer has a personality. If this beer was a person it would be the boring uncle you get stuck talking to at family parties who then proceeds to tell you about his ingrowing toe nail. The aroma of this beer was wheat. The taste was wheat. The aftertaste was short and, yes you guessed it, wheat. The beer was so one-dimensional it almost disappears into nothingness. If you see this on the shelf just do yourself (and your taste buds) a favour and just leave it alone.